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I was wondering, does a yellow-blood HAVE to have physic powers? All/most of the yellow-blood fantrolls I've seen have, and I'm getting nervous seeing as how mine does not. I have an explanation as to why not (involving his ancestor) but I'm worried that maybe it's not enough. What do you think?
Anonymous

According to canon,most low-bloods are psychic. Low-bloods range from the lowest red to the upper most yellow.Green is where the trolls are considered normal and average,in human terms. Not all low-bloods are psychic,you don’t really have to follow this general rule.

You can say that his does have them but he can’t really fully use it due to either fear of it overpowering him or he simply refuses.He also really don’t have it cause it’s almost genetic or something,but this might lead to a culling incident for him.

-R

I have a STUPID question due to wondering aloud with friends. I was wondering what would a Thief of Mind be able to do, and we joked and said they could be a sort of mind reader by stealing another person's knowledge. But then I realized that interacting with a near omnipotent being (like my character is about to do in a RP) could make her a Sue within seconds. Any ideas what a Thief of Mind could do instead? Or is this actually alright and I'm just paranoid in making a bad troll?
Anonymous

Well,technically,you are on the right track. A Theif class can steal their Aspect,which in this case,Mind. They don’t really need to be a natural mind reader but this class can give them an extra edge during a game.They steal the information of an enemy and it’s good intelligence.

BUT if she’s facing a near omnipotent being,the being might as well block her powers out or cause an over-flow of information into her,which may result her going crazy. You can interact with an omnipotent being but of course you need to find a flaw during the RP. C:>

-R

Mod B must be really busy these days huh?
Anonymous

I guess so :/

-R

Looking For New Mods

now since mod M left and I am alone here running this show,I would be needing of assistance.If anyone is interested you can do something like this.

TO APPLY, SEND US AN EXAMPLE OF ONE OF YOUR FANCHARACTERS AND WRITE A RATIONALE OR ANALYSIS TO ACCOMPANY IT VIA SUBMIT

Be sure to include your email and have your submit box open as we will be sending you a join link if we think your application is up-to-par with our standards. C:>

-R

Since mod M resigned, will you be accepting more mods?
Anonymous

well sure thing.Right now i’m one of the more active mods since M left so yeah,we could use the extra staff power C:>

-R

Could a troll be like, scene and still be good? It's not like it has sparklez rainbowz blood or anything. Just really annoying and scene. Also, is living in a comunal hive complex pushing it on the suey level?
Anonymous

depending on what are the reasons is she/he doing the scene things and what’s your colors.Normally living in a communal hive complex mean that she/he would be a lowblood of Sollux’s or Nepeta’s color.And no it wouldn’t be suey but to remember that trolls don’t wear flashy outfits.They can be easy target if they do that. 

-R

Is this blog still active? I submited a troll a while ago and I was just wondering.
Anonymous

It’s active but since this mod is too caught up with her mid-terms and IRL stuff,she lacks the time to analysis the submitted stuff.But don’t worry the other mods are on the case C:>

-R

Resigning

After a lot of deliberation, I’m sad to announce that I’m going to be leaving this blog.

I’ve become very busy lately and unfortunately I can’t run two fantroll review blogs. And, since both blogs get a lot of the same submissions, I always felt like it was redundant for me to be working on both.

So, with this, I’m going to be saying goodbye. It was nice, you guys! Seeya on the flipside. <3 -M

Can trolls have tattoos and pierceings?
Anonymous

Well, Meenah has piercings, though I don’t think we’ve seen anyone with a tattoo. I’d say yes, but piercings, at least, seem more like a highblood thing. -M

Oh god I’m submitting my fantroll for a review..

I’m super scared.

  • Oh wow, cutie! Did you make this sprite? It’s really good!

==> Be the introverted surgeon.

Your name is CIRRUS KAUTRI. You are 6.92 sweeps to be specific, or just annoying. You tend to keep track of the DATES and TIMES for silly reasons. It’s more like to keep your BAD MEMORY in check. You’re an extremely INTROVERTED TROLL who resides on a HUGE AS FUCK cliff, away from Troll society. The trolls who do visit, as FEW as they are, you TEND to AVOID. It’s not that you’re SCARED, it’s just that you much prefer to AVOID CONFLICT that your species tend to create. But, if they come after you, they’d WISH they HADN’T. 

  • This has nothing to do with your troll- this opening paragraph is quite strong, actually- but I think you can reign back the capitalization a bit. Save it for really important phrases. ;3

Your lusus is a GIANT SQUAWKBEAST, who tends to MESS WITH YOUR HAIR. So your hair tends to be in a DISHEVELED MESS, which takes HOURS to redo, only to have it messed up, later. So you don’t even try to stay NEAT. (Even though being MESSY really bothers you.)
In fact, you ALWAYS look like a disheveled wreck. Your lusus flies off on an adventure to STEAL CULLED TROLL’S CLOTHING for you, it uses it to make a “NEST” but, you steal some that catch your OCULAR ORBS. The KEY you wear? Something stolen from a CULLED TROLL, you don’t have the LOCK so it’s PRETTY MUCH USELESS. You still like it though.
Your lusus also steals OTHER DEAD LUSII to GORGE itself on but, you steal some of the carcasses to DISSECT.

  • I like the idea of wearing a key that opens an unknown lock. Who knows what it could be to, ooooo.


When you get OLDER, you want to be a SERGEONATOR, saving other trolls on the BATTLEFIELD. So you’ve been PRACTICING surgery on them. You even keep some of the ORGANS in PRIME HEALTH in glass JARS, so you can study them later. It’s VERY INTERESTING.

  • SERGEONATOR. That’s awesome.


Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is SCALPELKIND. It 
helps you cut open those LARGE LUSII and is a 
deadly weapon to anyone within a meter 
RADIUS. 

  • Hahaha, meter radius.


In your spare time you enjoy reading CRIME 
NOVELS, like Sherlock Trollmes. It gives you 
GREAT INSIGHT at the type of GRIZZLY 
WOUNDS and VICTIMS you may encounter 
later in LIFE. You have heaps of other GRUESOME books which have photos OF THE MOST GHASTLY crime scenes. You don’t understand why your other TROLL FRIENDS think it’s STRANGE.

  • Hahaha Sherlock Trollmes. Well done.
  • You stated a bit earlier that she avoids others, so the mention of friends here is a bit confusing.


Your obsession with KEEPING TRACK of TIME 
is because; you can’t WAIT to be enlisted in the 
ARMY. Just a FEW more SWEEPS, you tell 
YOURSELF. You get so hyped up, you BOUNCE 
OFF THE WALLS. Figuratively, of course.


You’re a upper-class teal-blooded troll and 
your TROLLTAG is CautiousCoroner and you 
tend to speak in a lOgiCal yet quite Submissive 
way, with Slight jumps when yOu talk..

  • First word of the trolltag should not be capitalized.


Name: Cirrus Kautri

Age: 6.92 sweeps (14 years)

Gender: Female

TrollTag: CautiousCoroner

Strife Specibus: ScalpelKind

Fetch Modus: Balloon, when she needs an item, 

she has to find the right coloured balloon and pop it with her ScalpelKind. If she gets the wrong one, the Balloon goes soaring into the sky. 

  • This fetch modus is a little too ‘literal’ for me. The modii are meant to be abstractions, so something that has to be physically interacted with is always a little dodgy. I’d recommend something more obtuse!
  • Otherwise, she’s quite good! I didn’t have much to critique, which is always an awesome sign. Nice work!
  • -M